-Son killed his father then sliced his face off, and dressed as his dad to go see his grandfather. The grandfather talked with him for a while before he finally realized something was up and called the cops to go over to the father and son’s home.
this is awesome.
How the fuck would it take someone “a while” to realize a person is wearing the skin of another?
OH, BRIAN, STOP IT. I LOOK TERRIBLE. I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY AND MY HAIR IS A MESS. I DO NOT “LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” AND YOU MAY NOT “TAP” THIS UNTIL I’VE HAD A SHOWER AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT RUN A BATH AND PUT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE SOAP HOLDER. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT? I AM GOING TO BLUSH TO DEATH AND THEN DIE FROM HOW PERFECT YOU ARE.
aquaman you dumbfuck
(Source: tommmmmmmm, via thebeaconofgondor)
My eyes went straight to her knee tattoos
Mad hand lettering skills.